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New Item: The Limited Edition
‘Merry Go F*ck Yourself’ Xmas Jumper

It’s coming to that time of year to spread Xmas cheer!
What better way to do so then with your very own limited edition Kaffiene Karl Xmas Jumper!
We are taking pre-orders to be shipped out for after the 10th December (myhermes & Royal Mail for international) for everyone to receive their Mocha-Metal Merch Jumpers in time for the festive celebrations.
This is a Limited Edition Jumper and will be running from now till the 10th December, so get yours before it disappears forever *Gulp*

Merry Xmas ! Ya Filthy Animals

Mocha-Metal News:
Welcome to our new affiliates Broken Calling

London Metallers Broken Calling, a 5 piece heavy metal machine have just released their latest EP ‘Broken Ashes’.
A 5 track EP featuring their current single ‘Superiority Complex’ is an ear opener to what this band is capable of and we welcome them to the Mocha-Metal Merch Family!
Check out the EP review on Hellfire Radio
‘Superiority Complex’ video (is that a Hawaiian shirt?)

‘Democracy is Hypocrisy’

We Welcome our new affiliates and our first pop/punk band Keep It Secret

Hailing from Norwich, The two piece, Keep It Secret remain loyal to the world of pop punk and continuously put out catchy song, after catchy song with tracks such as Burn, Bad Valentine & Medical Attention.
We at Mocha are open to many different types of genres and are happy to welcome Keep It Secret to our line up and to the family of coffee lovers.
Check out their latest song Blackfish

Pop Punk & Proud!

New band to join our Mocha-Metal Ranks: WHITE RAVEN DOWN

We are proud to welcome the Essex rockers White Raven Down to our affiliate programme and to the Mocha-Metal Merch Family!
With the recent release of their track Not Alone [2.0] remixed by Romesh Dodangoda (Motorhead, Bring Me The Horizon, Funeral For A Friend, Bullet For My Valentine, Lower Than Atlantis) and their last EP Conspiracy.
We look forward in working with them to help bring Kaffeine Karl, the lil’ Notorious Coffee cup out there into the world of Rock & Metal

Welcome to the family!
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Now with winter on our door step, we are happy to be launching our new range of Slouch Beanie hats to help keep the winter blues away!
Click here to get yours

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Summerslammer 2020! Manchester

Yes, oh hell yes!
We are proud to announce we are the official sponsors of the 2020 Summerslammer day event at the Star and Garter in Manchester on the 20th September (book in your calendars ready!)
We will be having our own pop up stall selling merch and hot coffee to the hyped up, rocking audience ooosh!
More news to follow
Click here for current details and band line up

New Product Now in Stock V60 Coffee Dripper: Make that Espresso!

Never fear, the V60 Coffee Dripper is here!
Now in stock in our store, don’t let the bane of having no espresso machine stop you from purchasing our espresso.
Our delightful kit, which includes the Hario V60 dripper, measuring spoon & filter papers provide all you need to make a delightful hell raising coffee and turning the volume of life to 11! oooosh! \m/

New to the Mocha Minion Affiliate Programme: BlackList

We welcome our new affiliates Blacklist all the way from Blackpool UK. Blacklist are a 4 piece thrash metal band…
yes we now have a thrash metal band ooosh!
Kaffeine Karl is very happy!
Head over to their Facebook page and show them some love and check out their 4 track debut EP ‘Bomb’s Away’
Looking forward to see what these guys can do!

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New to the Mocha Minion Affiliate Programme: Agent 47

We welcome our new affiliates Agent 47 … It’s a band and not a squad of hit-men…or are they hmmm?
Agent 47 are a 4 piece band from Manchester UK who have been gigging since their formation in 2011.
Agent 47 take their influences from Deftones, Tool, Alice in Chains & the pioneers of metal Black Sabbath!
You can check out their tracks at their website http://www.4gen7.com/

Welcome to the Mocha family

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Breaking News: Official Hellfire Radio Blend now in stock & imported straight from Hell (well maybe not fully true!)

We are proud to say since our involvement with Hellfire Radio we are now selling the Official Hellfire Radio blend.
This coffee is devilishly good and made from the finest Colombian and Ugandan coffee beans and … of course with some TLC from the Devil himself oooosh \m/

Click here to visit hell…Umm I mean our store!

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NEW Mocha Minions to the Affiliate Programme: I AƎMÖN

We welcome I AƎMÖN: a band that not only brings its own unique style of Cinematic Metalcore to the masses! (Yes you heard that correct!)
Each member of the band holds their own individual sigil representing their own entity! (cool stuff right!)
Not only this but they hold their own séances at their shows, calling on their own spirits to shine through! making something unique to your normal metal show
HOWEVER some say that ‘Kaffeine Karl’ has made an appearance demanding the audience consumes more ‘Coffee Fuelled Riffage’.
I AƎMÖN are now sponsored by Hellfire Radio and we also welcome them to the Mocha-Metal Family!
Head over to our Affiliate Programme to check them out and our other family affiliates

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Mocha-Metal Merch has now joined Hellfire Radio to Bring you The Mocha-Metal Show

FIRSTLY a massive shout out to Hellfire Radio for allowing us this opportunity!
We are happy to announce that The Mocha-Metal Show shall be airing soon hopefully during Saturday’s 2pm UK and 8am USA.
We aim to bring you 1 hour of awesome rock/metal music from independent & main stream bands, whilst you either chill for your lunch hour or brew your morning coffee.
We want you!
If you are in a band, a duo or have you own solo music project please submit your music here for a chance to be featured on our show!

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NEW Mocha Minions join our Affiliate Programme: Goliath Studios

Mocha-Metal Welcomes our new affiliates Goliath Studios to our family of bands, instrument pioneers and YouTubers.
Goliath Studios specialise in gear reviews, demos, audio recording, video recording and track reviews.
Head to our Affiliate Page to check them out and don’t forget to subscribe to their channel!

Come join the LOUD! \m/

New Affiliate to join the Mocha Minions: SparrowHawk

We welcome Manchester Rockers SparrowHawk to our Affiliate Programme!
If you are are fans of Foo Fighters & Queens of The Stone Age then this 4 piece rocking band is for you!
You can link to their website through our Affiliate Programme page
Check out their new track ‘Home’!

Welcome to the Mocha Family \m/

NEW’s: New Minion acquired! for our affiliate programme
YouTuber Katja Macabre

We would like to give a big Mocha-Metal welcome to Katja and her #lungsoffury.
Katja has over 5k followers on her YouTube channel and that’s currently as I write this.
Her channel is dedicated to her vocal talents and things that inspire her from talks on mental health, video games or unboxing videos.
Katja made one hell of an awesome video for Mocha-Metal Merch featuring a cover of Killswitch Engage’s ‘End of Heartache’. Click here to view
Again a massive thank you and welcome to the Mocha family

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New Affiliate: Instrument Pioneer & FX
Iron Age Guitar Accessories

We are stoked to now have Iron Age Guitar Accessories as an affiliate to Mocha-Metal Merch.
You may of heard of Iron Age Guitar Accessories through the musical madness of Berried Alive, a group comprised of ex-reflections guitarist Charles Caswell and wife Kaylie Caswell.
Charles has been known to use Iron age custom made Kill switches and custom guitar picks.
For our Mocha loving customers we can now happily offer you a one time first purchase code of 15% for Iron Age Guitar Accessories.
The code should you choose to accept is: iron-mocha
You can also get another 15% off if you sign up to the newsletter and you can also collect points from purchases to put towards special bonuses after signing up to the reward scheme.
Click Here for our Affiliate Programme Page

Awesome Guitarist Sophie Burrell receives Mocha Goodies

We at Mocha-Metal are glad to say that the 6 string, speed machine Sophie Burrell was happy with her Mocha goodies.
Sophie has taken the guitar community by storm and has quickly ramped up a huge following on social media.
Sophie is endorsed by Ormsby Guitars, EVH and Daddario & Co and plays in the band Saints of Sin who regularly play shows around the UK.
Click here to view her Instagram \m/

New Affiliate: Bands Category
Sin Circus

We welcome our hard hitting brothers and sisters from the mask wearing, metal chugging, Sin Circus.
Welcome to the family!
Check out their latest single Pied Piper (2018) and their previous Bored EP record(2017)
Check them out by clicking the banner on our affiliate Programme page

We Welcome Our New Affiliate To Our New Category

Here at the Mocha Hub we started our journey primarily aiming to sell Coffee Merch to the world of music BUT….We want to make a community of coffee lovers through the fields of music, gaming and social media…a virtual coffee shop, so to speak where the Merch & Coffee we sell is a sign of that community spirit (It’s not a cult lol).
To sustain in these times of social media and to make Kaffeine Karl flourish on the Mocha-Metal train! we want to make a hub for people to hang out and share their passions.
With that we welcome our first instrument pioneer and FX company Flattley Guitar Pedals UK.
Flattley Guitar Pedals make some seriously cool guitar pedals and are currently making their new Silver Range pedals (a more affordable range to their bigger sellers) but need some help to get kick started. I have included a link for you to check out and donate if you are interested Click Here.
Check out Flattley Guitar Pedals UK at our affiliate section and click the Flattley Guitar Pedal banner.

Kaffeine Karl’s Special Delivery

For those that are local to Lowestoft and the surrounding areas Mocha-Metal Merch are now offering free delivery to locals at the weekend! (15 Mile Radius!)
To use this wonderful service please enter the coupon code: Karlslocal
Please do not use if you are not local as this will be refused when the order is processed.

How about a 10% off your next purchase??? How to claim???

So its quite easy, after purchasing a product why not leave a review on the product or on the Mocha-Metal Merch Facebook page and get a unique 1 off code for 10% (valid for 1 year). Find the link to our page at the bottom of our home screen \m/

Instagram Live Feed

Post your pictures with our products for the chance to feature on our live feed Instagram wall…Become a Kaffeine Karl Celeb \m/